So let me break it down for you, okay? So not only did I get 3 hours of sleep the night before, but then my friends convinced me to go hiking. I thought it would be fun, like you know, maybe a mile or two. Easy smeasy, right? WRONG. Oh no, it couldn't be easy -it had to be a "kick your heiny all the way up the mountain" hike that was 6 miles up and 6 miles down.Oh, and that wasn't even the worst part. Can I just tell you that it was sooo hot!! To give you a little description of my pain, let me describe it to you for a second.. That baby was so hot that I could feel the sweat running down my spine onto my legs and dripping into my shoes creating nasty foot sweat combined with sand, lots and lots of dirty grindy sand.. (sorry if that was too much info), but seriously.
And let me just be real, if you haven't already guessed. I HATE HIKING. I love nature and yada yada yada.. but why do I need to hike up a steep mountains in 100 degree weather to enjoy nature? Thats right, I don't. I can just enjoy nature in the privacy of my car- just DRIVING - where its air conditioned and cool without bugs. I know you're probably thinking right now, " She's such a pansy" and you're right, I am. Honestly though, I'm not here to pretend I'm a granola/mountain woman. I much rather be a fashionable, nyc model who makes tons of money
( Since that is going to happen, ya know. ) haha.
So yes, I'd rather be listening to JB and picking out a cute clothing combo ( with skill, might I add.) wearing a face mask and eating Cafe Rio then the dreaded hiking. Oh, and if you have a problem with that well... I don't care. Cause baby, you go hike that mountain. You conquer that beast, go ahead- I'll just be here sitting and enjoying myself watching your pain. :) Oh, and I'm kidding I promise. :)
Oh, and thanks to my friend Devin- I didn't have to do it alone - oh, and hey, at least I got some cute pictures out of it. It makes me look a little " hardcore". bahaha
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