Just awkward.

Hello lovelies! Some of the best moments of my life are awkward. Here are my most recent ones! :)


1. Trying to talk to people in the wave pool at Seven Peaks- 1. They were deaf, and I DO NOT sign. 2. Pretty sure I almost drowned while attempting to sign. #3. looking like a complete idiot.

2. Having a friend that looks better and better after days of not showering. I on the other hand look like bigfoot after 1 night of not showering.

3. Having your old boss ask you on a date, who's old, and weird. hmm..no thanks.

4. Recognizing a person and trying to figure out how you know them. Conversation as follows. Me : " Do you go to Uvu? Random person : Nope. Me: Do you know so and so?? Random person. Nope. Me: Do you work at this place? Random person. Nope. Me: Oh, well I guess I don't know you then.. sorry...

5. Having someone sing you a song at work in front of many strangers. Romantic? I think not!

6. Having two prank phone calls while at work, and the first one asked me if I could deliver a tub of Salsa to his house, because he cant move, so that I could give him a sponge bath in it. Apparently its good skin purifier.No lie. This was a real  phone call. I get the creepiest people sometimes.

7. A family friend telling me that I look younger than my 16 year old sisters... Really people, I'm freakin 22!!!

8. Puking on my flight to Idaho, I will never ever eat a frosty and crispy chicken sandwich for as long as I live.

9. Walking into your hotel room and seeing a jersey on your bed, and having a panic attack realizing that someone broke into your room. Terrified, you walk out and realize that its was really not your room to begin with. Whoops.

10. Walking out to go swimming, you're in a towel and the person you walk past looks over at you and says " wow, looks like someones naked."   Nope, pretty sure I'm in a swimsuit, dufus; and Why on earth would you say that to me?